10 Damn Good Reasons Raw Beet Juice Is My Champagne… CHEERS!
[In my smooth Dõs Equis Spokesman voice] When I finish a project that has been hammering my nerves under a grueling deadline, I find no better way to celebrate my accomplishment, than with a cold bottle of fresh beet juice. Stay healthy my friends.
But this is my champagne. You don't understand.
You don't understand how much I love a cold, tall glass of raw, delicious beet juice. You really don’t.
I like all blends; cut with juiced apples, or juiced carrots, or my favorite –– RAW SPICY GINGER. Again, you just don't understand. This is my champagne.
[In my smooth Dõs Equis Spokesman voice] When I finish a project that has been hammering my nerves under a grueling deadline, I find no better way to celebrate my accomplishment, than with a cold bottle of fresh beet juice. Stay healthy my friends.
Again, you just don't understand.
Speaking of friends, some wonderful friends recently brought me a bottle of wine as a gesture of thanks and friendship. But they had no idea I was a non-drinker and had been since 19-years-old. Something about their intuition was right, however. I do love a big bottle of Red. Just, the other Red. I'm talking thick, creamy, beautiful, blood-red beet loveliness.
A lot of people get shocked when they first find out I don't drink alcohol as a beverage of celebration. They give me that classic "What's wrong with you?" look. And, honestly, I just crack-up inside –– as in, LMHAO (Laughing My Healthy A** Off).
Other times, when at a party or in a group of celebrants, these same querying types may attempt to provoke levity, laughing at me –– you know, because they're still like 15-years-old inside, and controlled by peer pressure? Which, then, causes me to laugh back at them even harder. I'm actually still laughing at them now. Clearly, that makes me still 15 too, right? Smile. Damned right. Petty, and proud.
But just between you and I, plus a few others, what a peer has in their glass doesn't have to inform what goes into mine. And same goes for you. Never feel pressured to do something "socially" if you're not really feeling it. Let my example be your strength. Personally, I just have zero desire to get that kind of buzz or that kind of high, which, privately, I consider a low. I'm trying to get my health high, baby. That's the buzz I want. I'm lit and already fire, organically –– living on crazy, lovely, higher planes within myself. And. It. Feels. Good. Correction: It’s feeling, great.
So, if you want to feel a lasting buzz, follow me. I keep my celebratory goblet filled to the rim with one of nature's greatest elixirs. And I'm looking for every occasion I can to indulge some of this pretty bubbly –– chilled to perfection. Did I mention that you might not understand?
Here are 10 juicy reasons fools can't kill my Beet Buzz right now:
• Raw Beet juice is a powerful 'Blood Builder.'
• Raw Beet juice is super rich with iron.
• Raw Beet juice is a cognition booster and is reported to help lower your blood pressure.
• Raw Beet juice improves blood circulation.
• Raw Beet juice is believed to potently improve sex drive and stamina.
• Raw Beet juice is reportedly a natural liver detoxifier.
• Some researchers claim Raw Beet juice an exceptional anti-cancer fighter.
• Raw Beet juice is a natural antioxidant and anti-aging fighter of free-radicals.
• Raw Beet juice is also said to increase your daily workout stamina significantly.
• Organic Raw Beet juice is considered one of the healthiest liquids you can consume. Raw Beet juice contains Potassium, Vitamin B6, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Manganese, Thiamin, Betaine and the good nitrates, plus so much more.
Raw, is the healthiest way to enjoy organic beets for maximum nutrient density. Ironically, raw, is the only way I can get down with them. Cooked beets are the scourge of the earth in my palate's opinion. But, raw, and juiced, they are my heaven in a glass.
I’m buzzing right now, can’t you tell? LMHAO.
Cheers.
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